Late Nights

You know, I've noticed that generally when I pull really late nights or all nighters or whatever, I tend to get sad and I post things about how much my life sucks yada yada blah blah I'm a stupid whiny bitch.

Tonight I've been having a blast, I've been watching TV shows for like 6 hours, and just writing stupid stories on Facebook. During all of this, well actually immediately after all of that and precisely before I wrote this, I was looking at all of my 105 Facebook pictures. And I realized that I have a lot of "Camera Faces"

I have the classic, I'm not paying attention to you or your damn picture taking madam! This one can be seen in pictures like "Dan and Pat Chopping Wood" or "Kids in Suits in Someone's Backyard Presumably Before Prom".

Following the lack of attention pose, is the you are so boring that I am sleeping face. This one is seen almost any place where alcohol is involved. Including some pictures from Grover's house, and one of me clearly passed out with a hookah hose in my hand (addicted much?). As well as one of me sleeping standing up at a frat party that thought it was a rave in college?!

Another classic is the, "I don't really know what to do with my face, so I'll just open my mouth and look like I'm ready for a cumshot" pose. This one is slightly more homosexual than I would've hoped... but I guess you win some and lose some. Except I won nothing... and totally lost all forms of dignity on that one lol.

Then there's that face that makes me look like a creepy gremlin, which if you don't know what I'm talking about... go find the picture of me in Sean's mom's hat. Yep... now you know. Actually that's the only one where I'm making that face, which is odd because I make it a lot.

Finally the rest are encompassed in the silly expression catagory. This includes everything from giving a thumbs up as I exit a bathroom to having chopsticks coming out of the sides of my mouth to being a Swedish Fish.

I... should probably go to sleep before I waste any more of your time lollerlamp.

Lots of things to add before I do though.

• I have a 3 comment curse. So we need to get at least 4 on one of these posts haha.
• I may or may not have had sexual relations with that woman.
• My jaw has started to lock and my head is throbbing from lack of sleep.
• A handful of stores opened 15 minutes ago to sell things to the first 3.5 people in line.
• I miss my donkey.
• My cousin spilled milk last night during dessert, and I matrixed that shit and stayed dry.
• May have a fake camping night tomorrow, which would be awesomesauce.
  
• Fuck Christmas music.

And finally, I think this site records times in PST or something, cause it's totally 6:30 not 2:30.